Friday, October 10, 2008

Mr Ben Folds: A retraction & apology

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Dear Mr Folds,

On various platforms and in private communications, I prematurely passed judgment on the merits of your new long-player entitled Way To Normal. Having exposed myself further to the artistry contained therein, I wish to retract my earlier judgment and assure you that I have identified points of merits which have enhanced immeasurably my pleasure in your long-player.

Your musical interlude titled "Cologne" in particular is entirely agreeable and expressive of affecting profundities. The very amusing story concerning your unfortunate mishap in the city of Hiroshima is sufficiently mirthful as to have caused me the sensation of Schadenfreude of a such a nature which may call to mind one Master Nelson Muntz, resident of Springfield. I should however counsel you that a young bewigged English piano player whose name momentarily escapes me has seen it suitable to plagiarise certain aspects of your composition. Doubtless you shall invoke the full force of the law against the impertinent young man so as to deter any further infringements on your intellectual property.

Its exotic title notwithstanding, Dr Yang is a delightful song, and I wish you much success in your endeavour to become a lesbian. Be assured that many manly men share your desires in this regard. I do, however, object to your proposed notion that the Almighty may disrespectfully "laugh" at my football team. As a gloryhunter of high repute, I believe to be correct when I suggest that our Heavenly Father is an ardent Manchester United supporter Himself. Moreover, it is a matter of public record that the late Holy Father Pope John Paul II of beloved memory was a member of the German club FC Schalke 04, who most decidedly have in their history given no cause to suggest fitness for ridicule of any kind.

I furthermore regret and apologise for having mistaken your song "Free Coffee" for "utter fucking shit", as I initially might have spat in a rare exhibition of uncouth language on my part. While I maintain that my initial reaction was correct, I realize, upon much reflection, that the disagreeable noises that accompany said song are so at your full intent. It surely is not possible that a gentleman and scholar of your towering mastery would perpetrate such gross injury on the listener's senses coincidentally. Sir, I bow before your satirical genius.

I shall keep my letter of retraction and apology brief, Mr Folds, so as to permit me further pleasure in the company of your of lately highly esteemed long-player. Suffice it to say that I have now been brainwashed. You cunt.

Yours etc,
Major (ret) Dude W.H.A.H.

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And with that out of the way, here is my Top 10 of Ben Folds songs. They are all works of genius, of course, and the order is unimportant (and I feel bad for the songs that fell outside the top 10). Narcolepsy tops the list at the moment – at other times Luckiest, Best Imitation, the criminally neglected All You Can Eat, Gone and Landed have been "my favourite Ben Folds song". And the live recording of Trusted from Berlin is quite brilliant. The uninitiated might be reluctant to download a song called Narcolepsy. And it does lack the jauntiness and witty lyrics of many other Folds songs. But it captures the feeling of emotional disonance – a subject not often treated in pop – very well. A quite stunning song.

Narcolepsy.mp3 (from Ben Folds Live, 2002)
Trusted.mp3 (Live in Berlin, 2005)
Brick.mp3 (from Ben Folds Five, 1997)
The Luckiest.mp3 (from Rockin' The Suburbs, 2001)
Best Imitation Of Myself.mp3 (from Ben Folds Live, 2002)
All You Can Eat.mp3 (Live in Berlin, 2005)
Landed.mp3 (from Songs For Silverman, 2004)
Gone.mp3 (from Rockin' The Suburbs, 2001)
Fred Jones Part 2.mp3 (from Summerstage in NYC, 2004)
Rockin’ The Suburbs (live).mp3 (from Songs for Goldfish EP, 2005)


and how about the covers?
Get Your Hands Off My Woman.mp3
Bitches Ain't Shit (live on 3fm).mp3
Careless Whispers (live in NYC with with Rufus Wainwright).mp3
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

80s Soul: The redemption - Vol.1

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After the glorious era of the ’60s and ’70s, soul music found itself in a bit of a rut in the ’80s, and has never recovered from it. Where in the golden age the public standard bearers of soul were the likes of Aretha Franklin and Al Green, in the ’80s it was Whitney Houston and Lionel Richie. I am referring to popular perception, of course. Still, the soul giant of the 1980s was Luther Vandross; rather a step down from Al, Ike, Marvin or Curtis (soul singers are always referred to by their first names). Much of ’80s soul was too smooth to be sexual, even as the lyrics promised total sexual gratification, or your money back. The more the singers sang about makin’ lurve to you awawawawall nighyeet, the more sexless the genre became. Things were called soul that weren’t much soulful. Like Whitney Houston, like Lionel Richie (though both made some excellent soul records).

It is not surprising that ’80s soul has acquired such a bad reputation. And it is unfortunate that the excesses in jheri-curled smoothery have tarnished much great work. This series, then, is intended to present some of the great soul songs from the ’80s, from the decade’s premium moist-maker to its best soul grooves. By force, there will be obvious choices. But I hope there will be some more obscure numbers and rare tracks which may become welcome (re-)discoveries, and that at least in some measure those who disown the genre might find that it can be at least partly rehabilitated.


Alexander O’Neal - If You Were Here Tonight.mp3
If any soul classic has suffered most unjustly from the prejudices against ’80s soul, then 1985’s If You Were Here Tonight may well be it. I have made the case for Alex before. Yes, he could be smooth; yes, he had an ’80s soul singer’s moustache. But, boy, the man could project with restraint. Hear this song and imagine how many other soulmeisters might have gone into wailing histrionic mode (suppose Patti LaBelle, the Queen of Scream, singing this!). The song was produced by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis – like O’Neal freshly disaffected from Prince side-kicks The Time – who did much to shape soul music in the ’80s, sometimes for the better (with O’Neal, the S.O.S. Band, some Atlantic Starr), sometimes not. Their association with Janet Jackson, for example, helped facilitate the migration of soul to mainstream pop – a movement they seemed to embrace when they produced the Human League’s 1986 single Human and the slimy treacle that was Atlantic Starr's Always – which would give rise to the 1990s behemoth likes of Mariah Carey.


S.O.S. Band - Weekend Girl.mp3
For their culpability in the corporatisation of soul, Jam & Lewis cannot be seen as altogether a force for good (just as one cannot regard, say, Berry Gordy in an entirely benevolent light). And some of their production values now sound terribly dated. Yet their music does not, however, merit reflexive censure. Weekend Girl is perhaps the best example of all these three currents meeting: it is impossibly smooth, it features a terribly dated spoken bit, and it is endearingly catchy. To paraphrase the title of the album it appeared on, it gives it to you just the way you like it.


Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets.mp3
When in my introduction I referred to moist-makers, Between the Sheets sprang to mind. The subject matter – ooh, I’m gonna make good lovin’ to you all night baby coz I been trainin’ all week for makin’ you feel like my laydee. With 12kg weights! – is cliché, as is the LP cover with, of course, silk sheets (though, and call me girly if you like, I really like the colour of those sheets). But few songs capture the rapture of being in the moment of unitive sex as does this track; by the masters of sexy music, of course. Younger generations of R&B and Hop Hop fans will know the riff; it has been sampled prodigiously. If the whole Quiet Storm thing has a bad name, Between The Sheets is a powerful redeemer.


Maze featuring Frankie Beverly - Back In Stride (live).mp3

In 1985, Maze announced five gigs at London's Hammersmith Odeon. By the time I got there, a queue was snaking right around the old cinema complex. I had to get to work and jumped back on the Picadilly Line. It is one of my great regrets that I never got to see Maze live, except on DVD. Maze’s studio LPs were okay, but their live albums is where it’s at, when the band jams a tight funk and frontman Frankie Beverley’s towering charisma rises from the grooves. I might have chosen a dozen equally worthy songs from the two fantastic live albums, Live in New Orleans (1981) and Live In Los Angeles (1986), but decided to go with the almost totemic Back In Stride, a song packed with an abundance of energy which finds Beverly in commanding form. Beverly was a Marvin Gaye protegé – Maze’s 1989 homage to the man, Silky Soul, is quite excellent – and, I submit, was so good a pupil that he eclipsed the master as a vocalist. Yes, I’ve said it, Frankie Beverley is a better soul singer than Marvin Gaye.


Rufus & Chaka Khan - Stay.mp3
My pal Mr Agreeable probably won’t agree with my choice of a Chaka Khan song; I suspect he’d advocate the inclusion of Any Old Sunday. Others might make the case for Ain’t Nobody. Both would make a very strong case. But this is my favourite Chaka Khan track, from 1983’s Stompin’ At The Savoy live album. Unlike Maze, I did see Chaka Khan live at the Hammersmith Odeon, in January 1985. It was a bit of a let-down on two fronts. I had bought two tickets for me and a date in December. Then my mother died, necessitating a very sudden trip to South Africa. I returned to London just in time for the gig, but couldn’t contact my date who in turn thought I wouldn’t pitch and sold her ticket outside the Odeon. So instead of falling in love with a lovely dark-haired Irish girl at a Chaka Khan concert, some oversized fucker sat next to me. I didn’t fall in love with him. The second disappointment was that Chaka was suffering from some ailment which turned her powerful voice into a croak. Like the trooper she is, Chaka performed anyway and put on a fine show (she cancelled the second Odeon date though). But it wasn not the real thing, more like watching a thunder-thighed Tina Turner impersonator pretending to be Chaka Khan. On Stompin’ At The Savoy, recorded as Rufus’ swansong, Chaka was not invariably in fine vocal form either, but she nails Stay beautifully, with band and vocals creating a dramatic interplay as the song reaches its climax.


Keni Stevens - 24-7-365.mp3
I can almost guarantee that this song cannot be found on any other music blog, and perhaps not even on P2P networks. As far as I can ascertain, it was never issued on CD. This file is a vinyl rip from the British singer’s 1987 You album, his second, which did not do brisk business. It is a pity that it didn’t: it’s a superb laid-back soul album by a self-assured independent singer who turned down a massive recording deal because he didn’t want to produce the commercial, upbeat sounds of the likes of his compatriots Loose Ends. Steven’s debut album, Night Moods, which is by no means better, achieved respectable sales, but as a gimmick-free soul singer on an independent label, Stevens did not get much exposure. After three albums, the last released in 1989, this talented artist vanished from the scene. Ignore the rather hackneyed lyrics ("24-7-365 gets you on the loveline"!) and check out the groove of an artist who deserved much more than he got.


Paul Johnson - When Love Comes Calling.mp3
Another UK soul singer who didn’t get his dues. I’ve posted this file before (and it is this blog’s most downloaded file, probably because some bastard leeched it), but it must be included in this series as one of my favourite ’80s soul tracks. When Love Comes Calling, released in early 1987, is a joyous tune and Johnson’s falsetto – which bears comparison with the maestro, Philip Bailey of Earth, Wind & Fire – soars with happiness as he elucidates on the enchantments of being in love. The long falsetto note when he sings “I’m masquerading” before launching into the chorus is particularly impressive. I will never comprehend how this song failed to become a massive hit at a time when all kinds of inferior "soul" numbers (such as Always, for crying out loud) sold well.


Bill Withers - Oh Yeah.mp3
And talking of songs that capture the ecstasy of being in love, the great Bill Withers got his sunshine back on 1985’s Oh Yeah (actually, he must’ve already done so in 1977 with Lovely Day). The bouncy tune and relaxed vocals confirm that for Bill being in love is indeed “a pure delight”, especially as he finds different ways of singing the titular words. But one might wonder about the depth of Bill's love when he sings: "And I think you're very nice". Easy on the hyperbole, tiger! Soon after the release of this, Withers retired from the music industry to become a family man (I suppose Mrs Withers must be very nice), resurfacing only briefly in 1988 when the great Ben Leibrand remix of Lovely Day charted in the UK (MP3 of that here).


More any major soul
60s Soul
70s Soul
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Sunday, October 5, 2008

The Originals Vol. 8

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Someone raised the point with me that in this series I seem to have forgotten the rich legacy of Elvis Presley’s interpretations of other people’s songs. Oh, but I haven’t. With the help of my Originals Guru RH, I’m preparing for a big Elvis special, as well as a Beatles one. So hold tight for that. RH has sent me so much music – some of it on his own steam, some at my request – I’m losing track. So if I don’t give credit when it’s due, my apologies. In this post, we owe the originals of Bette Davis Eyes and Midnight Train To Georgia to RH.


Cissy Houston - Midnight Train To Georgia.mp3

Gladys Knight & the Pips - Midnight Train To Georgia.mp3
For all her many accomplishments, Cissy Houston’s major claim to fame is her motherhood of Whitney, and perhaps being the backing singer who caused Elvis to laugh in that hilarious live performance of Are You Lonesome Tonight (mp3 here). By rights, she should also be remembered for her recording of one of soul’s great songs. Cissy’s lovely performance, released in 1972, is miles from her daughter’s corporate histrionics; it is an entirely endearing reading. But it demonstrates something else: the genius of the much ridiculed Pips. What would Gladys Knight’s interpretation a year later be without the interplay with and interjections of her backing singers: “A superstar, well he didn’t get far”, “I know you will”, “Gotta go, gonna board the midnight train…” and, of course, the choo-choo “Hoo hoo”s? The song was written and first recorded by former All-American quarterback Jim Weatherly (with whose songs Knight populated the Imagination album on which Midnight Train appears) as Midnight Plane To Houston. Seeing as it was going to be recorded by Cissy, record company execs asked Weatherley to change the destination to Georgia, which fortuitously is also Glady’s home state, and the mode of transport. Cissy Houston had mild chart success with it; for Knight and the Pips it became the signature hit. I’ve been trying to locate a link for the great video of the Pips performing their backing vocals sans Gladys on the Richard Pryor special. Perhaps someone with more superior search skills can help us out here and stick a link in the comments....
Also recorded by: Lynn Anderson (1982), Indigo Girls (1995), Sandra Bernhard (1998), Human Nature (2006), Joan Osborne (2007)
Best version: I really like Cissy Houston’s version, but how can anyone compare with Gladys Knight & the Pips?


Jackie DeShannon – Needles And Pins.mp3
The Searchers – Needles And Pins.mp3
Last night I watched The Commitments on DVD, with the scene at the wedding where the singer belts out a cheesy version Needles And Pins. What struck me is how difficult it is to mess the song up. Even Smokie’s 1977 version was quite good. It is, of course, regarded as a classic in its incarnation by the Searchers (a group I used to confuse with the Seekers, featured above). It was written by Sonny Bono and Jack Nietzsche and first recorded by the vastly underrated Jackie DeShannon in 1963, crossing the Atlantic the same year in Petula Clark’s version before the Searchers finally scored a hit with it in 1964 (actually, DeShannon’s version, while not a hit in the US, topped the Canadian charts). The story goes that the Searchers first heard Needles And Pins being performed by Cliff Bennett at the Star Club in Hamburg and immediately decided that the song should be their next single. It became the second of their three UK #1 hits. They did retain DeShannon’s pronunciation of “now-ah”, “begins-ah” and “pins-ah.
Also recorded by: Petula Clark (1963), Buddy Morrow & his Orchestra (1964), Cher (1965), The Wallflower Complextion (1967), Smokie (1977), The Ramones (1978), Crack The Sky (1983), Tom Petty & Steve Nicks (1986), Mr. T Experience (1998), Willy DeVille (1999), Raimundos (2001), The Commercials (2001) a.o.
Best version: DeShannon’s original has a great energy, Smokie’s I have a nostalgic attachment to, but the Searchers had a moment of pop perfection with their version.


Jackie DeShannon - Bette Davis Eyes.mp3
Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes.mp3
In 1981, my half-sister’s boyfriend went on holiday to Colorado. For us in Germany, that was tremendously exotic. Although we had by then travelled through much of central Europe, America seemed another world. Where we had medieval churches, all of American architecture seemed to be mirrored skyscrapers (cf. the Dallas titles montage), and where our forests were populated by Rumpelstiltskin, granny-eating wolves and poisonous mushrooms, American woods were run by Grizzly Adams. And, most significantly, new LPs were available in America before they came out in Germany. So when our man came back from Colorado and told of his adventures (in what probably was boring suburbia), his tales were soundtracked by Juicy Newton’s Angel Of The Morning and Kim Carnes’ Betty Davis Eyes. The former has long been pencilled in to feature in this series, the latter joined the list only when our friend RH sent me the original. I hadn’t known it was a cover version: neither did the song’s subject, who went out of her way to thank first Carnes and then the songwriters for introducing her to a whole new generation (including myself) and giving her cool status among her grandchildren. Davis and Carnes remained friends till the actress’ death. As noted above, Jackie DeShannon was not just an underrated singer, but also a songwriter. She co-wrote Bette Davis Eyes with Donna Weiss, and recorded it in 1975 in a country-boogie woogie style. Her version attracted little attention, but seven years later Carnes’ cover became one of the biggest hits in US chart history, spending nine weeks at #1 (a week less than the year’s top-seller, Olivia Newton John’s Physical). As for the titular eyes which warranted a song, apparently they were the product of a thyroid condition Davis suffered.
Also recorded by: Gwynneth Paltrow (for the film Duets, 2000), Crash Test Dummies (2001), Handsome Devil (2004), Space Cadet (2005)
Best version: The Carnes version reworks the song entirely. The guitar, synth and the somewhat sleazy drums complement Carnes’ raspy voice in the slowed down. That production evokes Davis’ (public) personality better than the original does.


The Seekers - Whiskey In The Jar.mp3
Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In The Jar.mp3
The Pogues & the Dubliners - Whiskey In The Jar.mp3
“Musha ring dum a doo dum a da” is gibberish, apparently. And “Whack fol the daddy O” is not slurred ’50s slang. Whiskey In The Jar is an old Irish folk song about a girl betraying the highwayman who loves her. Folk historian Alan Lomax (who among many other things did that recording of Black Betty featured earlier on in this series) suggested that the song goes back, in some form, to the 1600s and might have inspired John Gay's 1728 The Beggar's Opera. When the folk revival hit in America in the 1950s and ’60s, Whiskey In The Jar, which had long enjoyed popularity in the US, was among the many traditional tunes to be performed by the likes of The Limeliters and Peter, Paul & Mary. The oldest recording that I’ve been able to turn up is from 1964 by the Seekers. The song is, of course, more famous now as a rock song, thanks to Thin Lizzy’s iconic 1973 interpretation (which took some liberties with the lyrics). The Dubliners, whose 1967 hit with the song returned it to its native land, re-recorded it to fine effect with the Pogues in 1990. Some people talk highly of Metallica’s 1998 Grammy-winning take, but since I boycott those Napster-busting fuckers, it won’t feature here.
Also recorded by: The Dubliners (1967), Jerry Garcia & David Grisman (1995), Pulp (1995), Metallica (1998), Brobdingnagian Bards (2001), Belle & Sebastian (2005), Gary Moore (2006), as well as Roger Whittaker, Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem, The Irish Rovers, the Poxy Boggards, Seven Nations, King Creosote, Axel the Sot, and Smokie (a.o.)
Best version: The Dubliners and Pogues nail it.


Albert Hammond - The Air That I Breathe.mp3
The Hollies - The Air That I Breathe.mp3
I feel very old when Albert Hammond needs to be introduced as “The Dad of the dude from the Strokes”. Hammond Sr is of course the more significant figure in pop, having scored hits on his own and written many more for others. The Air That I Breathe, composed with frequent collaborator Mike Hazlewood, is among those (and at least one more will feature in this series). Hammond’s 1972 recording on his debut album, It Never Rains In Southern California, went by fairly unnoticed. It starts of uncertainly, but mid-way through hits a strange stride. Perfect it is not, but interesting it certainly is. According to Hammond, it was written for a physically unattractive girl while Hazlewood came up with the title upon glimpsing LA’s smog – I rather like that story. The song was then recorded by Phil Everly in 1973, but became a hit in the hands of the briefly resurgent Hollies a year later. Subsequently Hammond and Hazlewood received an unexpected songwriting credit on Radiohead’s Creep for its resemblance to The Air That I Breathe.
Also recorded by: Cilla Black (1974), Olivia Newton-John (1975), José Feliciano (1977), Hank Williams Jr (1983), Julio Iglesias (1984), Steve Wynn (1995), Barry Manilow (1996), k.d. lang (1997), Simply Red (1998), Patti LuPone (1999), The Mavericks (2003), Blue Mule (2005), Tom Fuller (2007)
Best version: It’s a great song to interpret (as Thom Yorke would agree), but the Hollies version is just lush.


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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Any Major Funk Vol. 4

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Here's the final Any Major Funk mix, covering the years 1977-84. I'm aware that the first two installments are currently inaccessible due download limits having been reached on the DivShare account on which they are stored. The limit will be reset on October 11. I don't have the collated files on my system any longer, so please try again then.

As for this mix, a few standards and a few lesser known gems. Patrice Rushen's Number One in particular is glorious.

1. Crusaders feat. Randy Crawford - Streetlife (Full version)
2. Average White Band - Let's Go Around Again
3. Dan Hartman - Relight My Fire
4. Linda Lewis - Class-Style (I've Got It)
5. Webster Lewis - Give Me Some Emotion
6. Diana Ross - My Old Piano
7. Luther Vandross - Never Too Much
8. Billy Ocean - Whatever Turns You On
9. Patrice Rushen - Number One
10. Quincy Jones - Ai No Corrida
11. Peaches & Herb - Shake Your Groove Thing
12. Third World - Try Jah Love
13. Taste Of Honey - Boogie Oogie Oogie
14. Commodores - Brick House
15. Chaka Khan - I'm Every Woman
16. Yvonne Elliman - Love Pains
17. Rick James - Super Freak

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Any Major Funk Vol.1 (Cheryl Lynn, Skyy, Positive Force, Odyssey, Raydio...) Available again on October 11
Any Major Funk Vol. 2 (Chic, Jimmy 'Bo' Horne, Diana Ross, Central Line, Oliver Cheatham...)
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Any Major Funk Vol. 3 (Roy Ayers, Narada Michael Walden, Champaign, Gap Band, Shalamar...)
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Intros Quiz - The Beatles edition

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This month we'll have two intro quizzes for the price of one. Each quiz features 20 intros to Beatles songs, 5-7 seconds in length. To make it fun for everybody, the general quiz is pretty easy (with a couple tough ones sneaked in), and the expert quiz is just that – quite difficult.

I tested the quizzes on Any Minor Dude, who at almost 14 years of age is a great Beatles fan. He scored 18/20 on the first, and 10/20 on the second (both at only one listen). Which is better than how I would've done. I'd be interested to know how readers of this blog scored. The correct answers will go up by Friday in the comments section.


Intros Quiz - Beatles edition (general).mp3
Intros Quiz - Beatles edition (expert).mp3


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Sunday, September 28, 2008

The Originals Vol. 7

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Sutherland Brothers - Sailing.mp3
Rod Stewart - Sailing.mp3
Our friend RH has supplied me with scores of lesser known originals. The biggest surprise of these perhaps was that Rod Stewart’s Sailing was in fact a cover version. Written in 1972, it was first recorded by the Sutherland Brothers. Having joined forces with the band Quiver, the brothers were also responsible for another possible inclusion in this series, Arms Of Mary, which readers of a certain vintage are more likely to associate with Danny Wilson’s1988 hit (and others, perhaps, as a hit for Chilliwack in the ’70s). The Sutherland Brothers’ version has a apposite shanty feel, with the keyboard player especially having fun experimenting with his toy. Rod’s version is richer and warmer. The old soul lover recorded it, and the rest of the ludicrously cover-designed Atlantic Crossing, in that incubator of great soul music: Muscle Shoals, Alabama. As I mentioned in my Pissing Off The Taste Police With Rod Stewart post last week, I’ve had an emotional attachment to Rod’s Sailing ever since it facilitated my first slow dance as an 11-year-old, so I instinctively love the song. Frankly, I can think of no good reason, other than its overexposure, why Rod’s Sailing seems to be so widely reviled.
Also recorded by: Joe Dassin (as Ma Musique, 1975), Robin Trower (1976), Joan Baez (1977), The Shadows (1981), Richard Clayderman (1988), Rock Against Repatriation (1990), The Gary Tesca Orchestra (1995), Khadja Nin (1998), Stina Nordenstam (1998), Smokie (2001), fucking Helmut Lotti (2003) a.o.
Best version: Holding the lovely Antje in my arms to the sounds of Rod Stewart singing Sailing…what do you think?


Jacques Dutronc - Et Moi Et Moi Et Moi.mp3
Mungo Jerry - Alright Alright Alright.mp3
This one is a bit of a contentious inclusion. Mungo Jerry didn’t so much cover Jacques Dutronc’s song as re-write it. There are songs billed as original compositions that bear a greater resemblance to another song than Alright Alright Alright does to Et Moi Et Moi Et Moi. Both are first-rate songs. Dutronc’s 1964 hit anticipates Plastic Bertand by 14 years and probably is more punk than the Belgian ever was. Mungo Jerry are often remembered as a bit of a novelty act or – worse and inaccurately– as a one-hit wonder. Fine songs, every bit the equal of In The Summertime, such as Lady Rose or Baby Jump, are often forgotten. Summertime’s b-side, Mighty Man, should be regarded as a classic, if only for singer Ray Dorset’s ad libbing sound effects. As for Dutronc, the man married Francoise Hardy. He is a lucky man.
Also recorded by: Nobody I’ve heard of.
Best version: Oh, they’re both so different… At a push, Mungo Jerry’s for the way Dorset sings “Awride awride awridaridaride”. And the Boo-pee-doop-doops.


Tommy James & The Shondells - I Think We're Alone Now.mp3
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now.mp3
Teenage singer Tiffany scored her 1987 debut hit I Think We’re Alone Now by performing it at malls. One wonders if the kids’ parents, seen in the video looking on bemusedly at Tiffany’s exploits, recognised the song as Tommy James & the Shondells’ 1967 US #4 hit (apparently described by Lester Bangs as “the bubblegum apotheosis”). Curiously, Tiffany’s cover was followed at the US #1 by another Tommy James cover, Mony Mony by Billy Idol. And before that, Joan Jett had a hit with a cover of Tommy James’ Crimson And Clover. Tiffany at 16 was the youngest female singer to top the US charts.
Also recorded by: The Rubinoos (1977), Lene Lovich (1978), "Weird Al" Yankovic (1988, as, "hilariously", I Think I'm a Clone Now), Kanda (2003), Girls Aloud (2006), The Birthday Massacre (2008) a.o.
Best version: I used to loathe Tiffany’s version on principle but rather like it now. Still, Tommy James’ original is far superior.


Carson & Gaile - Something Stupid.mp3
Frank & Nancy Sinatra - Something Stupid.mp3
Sung by Frank Sinatra and his daughter Nancy, Something Stupid is just a little less creepy than Natalie Cole duetting with her long-dead father (I note that she’s at it again). Lee Hazlewood, who produced it, recalled that he phoned Frank to tell him that he was going to duet the song with Nancy if Frank wasn’t. It seems that in the mid-’60s people were not freaked out by such things yet, so Frank called dibs on hisdaughter. And you can’t really argue with the result: it’s a lovely easy listening production. It had been recorded by several artists in the months between its first recording in early 1967 by the song’s composer C. Carson Parks with Gaile and the Sinatras’ production in September that year (including a version by Marvin Gaye with Tammi Terrell in August). But it is Frank and Nancy’s version that is remembered. Carson & Gaile’s original recording – posted here courtesy of our man RH – isn’t wildly different; it has the acoustic guitars and tempo of the Frank ‘n Nancy production. Come to think of it, there isn’t much one can do it, as Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman showed when they returned the song to the UK #1 in 2001.
Also recorded by: The Amazing Dancing Band (1967), Ray Conniff (1967), Sacha Distel & Joanna Shimkus (as Ces mots stupides, 1967), Tino Rossi (as Ces mots stupides, 1967), Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell (1967), Tammy Wynette & David Houston (1967), Andy Williams (1967), Artie Butler (1968), Ali & Kibibi Campbell (1995), Lu Campbell (1998), Dana Winner & Jan Decleir (1998), The Mavericks with Trisha Yearwood (2001), Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman (2001), Steve & Lauryn Tyrell (2005) a.o.
Best version: Sideshow Bob and Selma Bouvier


The Leaves - Hey Joe, Where Are You Going.mp3
Love - Hey Joe.mp3
Tim Rose - Hey Joe (You Shot Your Woman Down).mp3
Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe.mp3
The genesis of Hey Joe is disputed, with some claiming it is an old traditional folk song. There seems to be wide consensus, however, that it was written in the early 1960s by a folk singer called Billy Roberts, who may well have borrowed from a 1950s country song by the same title written by Boudleaux Bryant. Something of a cult classic on LA’s live scene and reportedly propagated by David Crosby, Roberts’ song was eventually recorded by The Leaves (though some claim that the Surfaris recorded their version first, but released it after the Leaves’ version came out). Where The Leaves rock out in a psychedelic fashion, Jimi’s version’s, recorded in December 1966, is said to have been based on the slower folk-rock treatment by Tim Rose (who once was part of a folk trio including someone called Jim Hendricks, as well as Mama Cass Elliott), though Arthur Lee insisted it was the Love recording of September 1966 that inspired Hendrix (which with the Leaves’ version shares a riff very reminiscent of the Searchers’ Needles And Pins). Whatever the stimulant – Rose’s vocals certainly seem not to dissimilar to Jimi’s interpretation, and also compare the drumming – it turned out to be a claustrophobic affair which communicated the intensity of the lyrics: friends discussing a murder of passion.
Also recorded by: Swamp Rats (1966), The Cryan' Shames (1966), The Surfaris (1966), The Standells (1966), The Byrds (1966), Love (1966), The Shadows of Knight (October 1966), The Music Machine (1966), Cher (1967), Tim Rose (1967), Johnny Hallyday (1967), Marto (1967), Johnny Rivers (1968), Marmalade (1968), The Mothers of Invention (as a satire titled Flower Punk in 1968), King Curtis (1968), Deep Purple (1968), Wilson Pickett (1969), Fever Tree (1970), Les Humphries Singers (1971), Roy Buchanan (1973), Patti Smith (1974), Alvin Lee (1979), "Weird Al" Yankovic (1984), Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (1986), Seal (1991), The Offspring (1991), Willy DeVille (1992), Buckwheat Zydeco (1992), Paul Gilbert (1992), Reddog (1992), Eddie Murphy (1993), Band of Joy (1996), The Hamsters (1996), Helge & The Firefuckers (1999), Medeski, Martin and Wood (2000), Roy Mette (2001), Popa Chubby (2001), Robert Plant (2002), Cassie Steele (2005), Gabe Dixon Band (2005) a.o.
Best version: Gotta be Jimi Hendrix’s



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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Pissing off the Taste Police with Rod Stewart

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Rock legend Rod Stewart is going to play concerts in South Africa, the morning radio DJ announced breathlessly. In our celebrity-starved land, that is big news. Amplifying the public joy is the certain knowledge that it will be the real Rod coming to our shores, not a tribute act pretending to be the real article, as happened when “Earth, Wind & Fire” toured the country. Our boy Rod is a real superstar. At least in South Africa. He always was. That’s why he could draw an audience to Sun City, the cheeky little cultural boycott breaker.

He is also entirely irrelevant these days. Today, Stewart’s output – mostly karaoke performances of the standards – is squarely aimed at the audience that has followed him faithfully ever since Sailing. The really obsessive reader of this little seed in the blogospheric silo may recall that I have great memories of Sailing – it was the soundtrack to my first (and last) slow dance with the first love of my life, the lovely Antje. So I ought to find it in my heart to forgive everybody’s favourite faux-Caledonian a lot of things. Like skin-tight leopard-print trousers and women’s legs growing out of his body. But it’s not as uncomplicated as that. You see, Rod Stewart made a meaningful contribution not only to my romantic vocation, but also was a protagonist in my socio-musical development.

Let me explain by backtracking to the 1977/78 season. That’s when the man who’d become my stepfather appeared on the scene. I was 11 going on 12, and he was very old indeed. I was still finding my way musically. I’d cheerfully listen to Showaddywaddy, Neil Diamond, Sham 69, Hot Chocolate and Jethro Tull, not yet realising that as an aspiring teenager it was my obligation to choose sides as a vehicle for the expression of my individualism. When stepfather began insinuating himself with us, it emerged that he really liked Rod Stewart. I was thrilled: so did I. And if an old man of 33 years liked what I liked, then I must have been achieving musical maturity. I was like a grown-up, at least musically. So out with the Bay City Rollers and Harpo records, let’s dig Rod together. But then came the awareness that if a really old dude of 33 liked Rod Stewart, then Rod Stewart had to be past it, uncool. Stepfather, who at his advanced age must have been past it too, certainly did not appreciate the cool music produced by the Stranglers (who included that fresh-faced stripling Jet Black). The peroxided hair and Da Ya Think I’m Sexy were the last straw. Rod was out of my good books, and would not return into them until I approached the geriatric age of 33.

Stewart’s romantic life did little to attract atonement for his descent into musical cliché. His cortege of blond partners seemed like evictees from the Playboy Mansion. I found few of them attractive – least of all Britt Ekland, who looked like a curious amalgam of porn star, soap actress and desperate housewife. Had Rod Stewart been born 25 years later, his affairs doubtless would have been the subject of reality TV shows on the E! Channel. Starring Jessica Simpson (and what exactly do people see in that preened-up boil?). I cannot deny my superficiality in dumping favourite singers once they become household names not for their music but for their notoriety. Rod Stewart, I decided, would have struggled to pull a toothless hooker in a crackhouse had he not stumbled upon success by singing other people’s songs badly and his own even worse. And, alas, Rod Stewart rarely gave me much reason to believe that I was wrong. Oh, I could have liked Young Turks or Baby Jane in 1983, but on principle I didn’t. Dad Pop, I’d scoff. And look at his fucking housewives’ hair!

Only later, in my 30s, did I revisit the music of Rod Stewart (who by then was through plundering the catalogue of Tom Waits). I had deprived myself. It should really be an article of musical faith that "Early Rod" was magnificent. Maggie May, You Wear It Well, Handbags And Gladrags, Angel or Reason To Believe are all wonderful songs performed superbly, though not necessarily invariably superior to alternative versions. But when exactly does the early period end? Some might say in 1975 with Sailing, which was followed by his disposable version of This Old Heart Of Mine. But that can’t be right: a year after Sailing, Stewart released The Killing Of Georgie, one of the earliest chart hits explicitly about homophobic violence (Rod the Mod merits our appreciation for his courage to sing about homosexuality). In 1977, he had hits with fine cover versions of I Don’t Want To Talk About It and The First Cut Is The Deepest, followed by the perfectly amicable sing-along number You’re In My Heart (which rocks for comparing his lady love to Celtic and [Manchester] United). Now that I am over 33, I’m down with Step-dad Rock.

So the cut-off to cool Rod must be 1978. The dreadful Hot Legs (a hit in ’78, though an album track from 1977) and that World Cup song for Scotland’s ill-fated Argentine adventure presaged the departure from sanity that was the grammatically criminal Da Ya Think I’m Sexy, a vaguely prurient discofied jingle aimed at people over 30 desperate to retain their youth by swinging their arthritic hips and waving their flabby arms to the unfunky beats of self-parody. Or so my analysis went for nearly 30 years. It is not a great song by any means, but it does not merit the detraction so cordially solicited by the sleeve on which Rod covers his companion’s eyes, thereby precluding the statement of her candid and informed opinion in response to his question, practically coercing an affirmation. The song, it must be said, is quite catchy in the way songs that are great to sing in the shower usually are. If ever I need to own up to having a “guilty pleasure” – I feel no guilt over musical pleasure – this song might be it.

Stewart had his last stab at pop relevance with his two 1983 hits, and then settled into the comfort zone of singing bland and pointless songs for housewives and chartered accountants who conspired to make his impertinent cover of Tom Waits’ Downtown Train a UK Top 10 hit. More recently, Rod enjoyed a revival with his American Songbook series, the first of which, beautifully arranged, was actually pretty good (not that anybody needs Rod Stewart’s interpretations when we can listen to the originals by Robbie Williams), before our boy reverted to flogging that particular equine cadaver to the point of decadent extremes.

When the bell tolls for Rod Stewart, as it does for every man, our obituaries will probably deviate wildly. There will be those of us who liked the Mod, those of us whose barely pubescent testicles stirred to the strains of Sailing, those of us who got the disco fever from Rod, those of us who thought he was the heir to Waits or Sinatra, and indeed those of us who despised the old fraud… What we all should agree upon, however, is the timeless charm and warmth of Rod Stewart’s music before he hit 33, as these eight songs show.


Rod Stewart - The Killing Of Georgie (Parts I & II) (1976).mp3
Rod Stewart - You Wear It Well (1972).mp3
Rod Stewart - Tonight's The Night (1976).mp3
Rod Stewart - I Don't Want To Talk About It (1977).mp3
Rod Stewart - Gasoline Alley (1970).mp3
Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells A Story (1971).mp3
Rod Stewart - Maggie Mae (1971).mp3
Rod Stewart - You're In My Heart (1977).mp3


Previously on Pissing off the Taste Police:
Bay City Rollers
Counting Crows
Simply Red
John Denver
Barry Manilow
Lionel Richie
The Carpenters
Billy Joel
Neil Diamond
America
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Monday, September 22, 2008

The Originals Vol. 6

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In this instalment, we owe thanks to RH for the originals of Handbags And Gladrags and Since You Been Gone. And, in connection of the latter, there is a particular version of it I am rather desperate to have, if anybody has it…


Little Willie John - Fever.mp3
Peggy Lee - Fever.mp3
Idols audition in South Africa, a couple of years ago. The contestant enters and announces that she will sing Fever by…Michael Bublé. I can see grumpy Idols judge Randall Abrahams getting wound up. When the contestant has delivered her performance (as poor as you imagined), Randall berates her for lacking historical perspective. The song was originally done by Peggy Lee, he tells the hapless non-Idol, and she should have listened to that version instead of Bublé’s. Randall, whom I knew at university as a man of huge musical knowledge, was terribly wrong and also quite right at the same time. The original version of Fever was the work of Little Willie John, but the finger-snapping arrangement with which we associate the song was inaugurated by Peggy Lee.

Little Willie John should command a prominent place in music history, not necessarily for his catalogue of music, but certainly for his influence. Before Sam Cooke, before James Brown, before Ray Charles, he was at the vanguard of singers who build the bridge between the R&B genre which was then called “race music” to the relatively smoother sounds of soul. Perhaps dying in jail in 1968 while serving a sentence for manslaughter contributed to his legacy being relegated to the periphery. Little Willie John’s 1956 version of Fever is a light, jazzy affair with soul vocals which anticipate Jackie Wilson, co-written by Rock ‘n Roll legend Otis Blackwell (Great Balls Of Fire, All Shook Up, Don’t Be Cruel). Two years later, Peggy Lee set the template with snapping fingers, sparse bass and drum, and two added verses (including those namechecking Romeo, Juliet and Pocahontas), creating an almost unbearable sexual tension. It is her take which has been covered to the point of cliché.
Also recorded by: Ray Peterson (1957), Frankie Avalon (1959), Elvis Presley (1960), King Curtis (1961), Ben E. King (1962), Timi Yuro (1963), Conway Twitty (1963), Alvin Robinson (1964), Sarah Vaughan (1964), The McCoys (1965), Quincy Jones (1965), Little Milton (1966), Buddy Guy (1968), Wanda Jackson (1968), Ronnie Dyson (1970), Rita Coolidge (1972), Suzi Quatro (1975), Boney M. (1976), Esther Phillips with Beck (1976), Sylvester (1980), Chaka Khan (1989), Madonna (1992), Anne Murray (1993), Tom Verlaine (1994), Don Williams (1995), Tito Puente (1996), Eva Cassidy (2002), Beyoncé (2003), Michael Bublé (2003), Alan Merrill (2003), Celine Dion (2004), Ray Charles & Natalie Cole (2004), Bette Midler (2005), Helmut Lotti (2008) and hundreds more.
Best version: For its impact alone, it must be Peggy Lee’s.



Chris Farlowe - Handbags And Gladrags.mp3
Rod Stewart - Handbags And Gladrags.mp3
Big George Webley - Handbags and Gladrags.mp3
The word “gladrags” is deplorably underused in pop music. So we ought to give credit to former Manfred Mann singer Mike D’Abo for popularising it in music. D’Abo didn’t immediately release it, producing British singer Chris Farlowe’s recording in 1967. Farlowe had made it a bit of a career of covering Rolling Stones songs in particular; his rather good version of Out Of Time topped the UK charts in 1966, his only Top 30 hit. He didn’t do very well either with Handbags And Gladrags, which tanked at #33, great harmonica backing notwithstanding. In 1969, Rod Stewart – a shrewd operator when it comes to recording lesser known songs, as we will still find in this series – recorded the track, arranged again by D’Abo himself. Released in 1970, it became a hit only two years later. Strangely, it has not been covered much. The song made something of a comeback when it was used as the theme for the British version of The Office, produced by a session musician and writer of many TV themes called Big George Webley (bassist with Paul Young’s Q-Tips, who featured in the previous installment with Love Hurts), with vocals by heavy metal singer going by the terminally snappy name Fin of an outfit called Waysted (who took over lead vocals for the Q-Tips when Pal Young went solo). Nice piano in that version.
Also recorded by: The Love Affair (1968), The Rationals (1969), Mike D’Abo (1970), Gary Burton (1971), Kate Taylor (1971), Jon English (1973), Stereophonics (2001), Engelbert Humperdinck (2007)
Best version: I like all three featured here, but on balance you can’t beat Rod.


The Crickets - I Fought The Law.mp3
The Bobby Fuller Four - I Fought The Law.mp3
The Clash - I Fought The Law.mp3
Thought by many to be an original Clash song, the more knowledgeable will refer to the Bobby Fuller Four. But even that was a cover of the 1960 song by the Crickets, Buddy Holly’s erstwhile band. Written by Sonny Curtis, one can almost hear Holly sing it. In the event, the song made no great impact until Fuller’s 1964 recording. Fuller was found dead just as the single was becoming a hit (some say suicide, some allege foul play – few suicides involve beating one’s self up before imbibing petrol). The session drummer on the Fuller version, rumour has it, was a young Barry White. That may be apocryphal, but it is documented that White did drum for Fuller on other tracks. A generation later, it become something of a pub-punk classic as spat out by Strummer on the Clash version. The Dead Kennedys 1987 changed the song’s perspective, from that of a robber (and, in the Clash’s version, killer) to that of the man who killed San Francisco’s mayor and police chief in 1978. The song was also in the repertoire that flushed Manuel Noriega out of the Vatican embassy.
Also recorded by: Claude François (1966), Bryan Adams (1988), Stray Cats (1989), The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (1992), Nanci Griffith (1997), Mike Ness (1999), Status Quo (2003), Green Day (2004), Colin Farrell (2004), Waco Brothers (2005)
Best version: I really can't decide. Tossing a coin, the Clash win.



Brenda Holloway - You've Made Me So Very Happy.mp3
Blood, Sweat & Tears - You've Made Me So Very Happy.mp3
Brenda Holloway was perhaps Motown’s most under-used singer. Relegated by Berry Gordy to sing the songs rejected by Mary Wells and other female Tamla stars, it is ironic that Gordy helped her (and sister Patrice Holloway) write the song that has cemented her place in music history more than her Motown output ever did. Shortly after finishing the song, Holloway left Motown, released another album, sang backing vocals for Joe Cocker, and disappeared from the music industry for three decades. Her 1967 version of You’ve Made Me So Very Happy was a minor Top 40 hit in the US. Two years later, the song became a rock standard in the hands of Blood, Sweat & Tears, whose rich arrangement, with the horns and the gospel keyboard and David Clayton-Thomas impassioned vocals, virtually overhauled the song. On the same album, BS&T appropriated two other songs: Laura Nyro’s And When I Die and Clayton-Thomas’ own Spinning Wheel.
Also recorded by: Alton Ellis (1967), The Anita Kerr Singers (1969). John Davidson (1969). Bobbie Gentry (1969), The Honey Cone (1970), The Temptations (1970), Lou Rawls (1970), Sammy Davis Jr. (1970), Nancy Wilson (February 1970), Mina (1972), Shirley Bassey (1976), Gloria Estefan (1994), Diana Ross (1994)
Best version: Blood, Sweat & Tears’ is one of rock music’s finest 500 moments, probably.



Russ Ballard - Since You Been Gone.mp3
Rainbow - Since You Been Gone.mp3
Written by Russ Ballard of Argent, Since You Been Gone is usually associated with Rainbow, who scored a big hit with it in 1979/80. Singer Graham Bonnet sets the template for every big hair rock group that would soil the charts in the 1980s – ironically Bonnet had short hair (see how I resisted a pun here). Rarely have handclaps sounded as good in rock as they do here. I really like the version, released around the same time as Rainbow’s, by ex-Runaways member Cherrie Currie and her sister Marie, which fuses the poppier sound of the original with the rock sensibilities of the Rainbow version, though I don’t know if they were aware of it (check out the video). If anyone has the Cherrie & Marie Currie version of the song, please send it to me!
Also recorded by: Clout (1979), The Brian May Band (1994)
Best version: Has to be Rainbow's, with those tempo changes and handclaps


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Friday, September 19, 2008

The Originals Vol. 5

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This series is going to run for a few dozen instalments, the way my collection of lesser-known originals is going. I dread having to write an intro for all of them. Anyway, I think it’s right that I should thank my and our great pal RH for plying me with so much great music. In this lot, we owe him thanks for songs by Delaney & Bonnie, Larry Weiss and Racey.


Delaney & Bonnie - Groupie (Superstar)
Carpenters - Superstar.mp3
Luther Vandross - Superstar.mp3
Sonic Youth - Superstar.mp3
The genius of the Carpenters resided with their ability, through Richards’s arrangements and Karen’s emotional investment, to make other people’s songs totally theirs. In the case of Superstar, they not only took the song, but also usurped its meaning. Sung by Karen Carpenter it no longer is the groupie’s lament it was written as. Indeed, in its first incarnation, by Delaney & Bonnie in 1969, the song was titled Groupie (Superstar), and included more explicit lyrics ("I can hardly wait to sleep with you" became "...be with you"). Released as a b-side, the song was written by the original performers with Leon Russell, and Eric Clapton featured on the recording. A few months later, former Delaney & Bonnie backing singer Rita Coolidge recorded it. According to Leon Russell, she had come up with the concept for it and Delaney Bramlett said she had helped with the harmonies. But it was Bette Midler’s performance of the song on the Tonight Show in August 1970 that alerted Richard Carpenter, who hadn’t heard the song before, to it. It is said that Karen’s first take, read from a napkin, is that which made it on to the record. In 1983 Luther Vandross recorded a quite beautiful epic version of Superstar; while a whole new generation was introduced to the song through Sonic Youth’s 1994 cover which forms part of a plotline in Juno.
Also recorded by: Cher (1970), Vikki Carr (1971), Colleen Hewett (1971), Bette Midler (1972), George Shearing Quintet (1974), Woody Herman (1975), The Shadows (1977), Elkie Brooks (1981), Richard Clayderman (1995), Dogstar (Keanu Reeves’ group, in 2000), Ruben Studdard (2003), Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (2004), Usher (2005) a.o.
Best version: I’m sure Richard Clayderman’s version fucking rocks, but Karen Carpenter could sing the Horst Wessel Lied and bring a tear to my eye, so – with apologies to the late Luther Vandross – it must be the Carpenters version.


Betty Hutton - Blow A Fuse.mp3
Bjork - It's Oh So Quiet.mp3
That Bjork, she is a bit mad, isn’t she? How crazy is It’s Oh So Quiet (the only one of her post Sugarcubes songs I actually like)? Only Bjork, eh? Actually, Betty Hutton’s 1951 original English version of the song, titled Blow A Fuse, is no less maniacal than Bjork’s 1995 cover. It’s fair to say that back in the day Hutton was a bit of a cook in her own right; her goofy performance in the musical Annie Get Your Gun (with which you apparently can’t get a man) testifies to a certain lack of restraint which is very much on exhibition on Blow A Fuse. The song was itself a cover of a 1948 German number by jazz musician Horst Winter, who knew it as Und jetzt ist es still (And now it’s quiet).
Also recorded by: Lisa Ekdahl (1997), Noise For Pretend, Lucy Woodward (2005)
Best version: The arrangement on Bjork’s version is superior


Pete Seeger - Turn! Turn! Turn!.mp3
The Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn!.mp3
For all their songwriting genius, the Byrds were something of an über-cover band. Few acts did Dylan as well as the Byrds did. Some songs they made totally their own. One of these was Turn! Turn! Turn!, a staple of ’60s compilation written by Pete Seeger (co-written, really: the lyrics are almost entirely lifted from the Book of Ecclesiastes). Before Seeger got around to record it in 1962, a folk outfit called the Limelighters put it out under the title To Everything There Is A Season. The first post-Seeger cover was by – you guessed it – Marlene Dietrich as Für alles kommt die Zeit during the actress’ folk phase which also saw her record German versions of Blowin’ In The Wind and Where Have All The Flowers Gone. The same year, 1963, Judy Collins also issued a version, arranged by Roger McGuinn, then still Jim McGuinn, who had played on the Limelighters recording. After Collins’ version, McGuinn (still called Jim) co-founded the Byrds, for whom Turn! Turn! Turn!, released in October 1965, became their second hit. Jim turned turned turned into Roger in 1968.
Also recorded by: Jan & Dean (1965), The Lettermen (1966), The Seekers (1966), Mary Hopkins (1968), Nina Simone (1969), Dolly Parton (1984), Lou Rawls (1998), Bruce Cockburn (1998), Sister Janet Mead (1999), Wilson Phillips (2004) a.o.
Best version: The Byrds’ version was put to perfect use on The Wonder Years, one of my all-time favourite TV shows (the grumpy Dad was just incredible, and the annoying older brother was perfectly written).


Racey - Kitty.mp3
Toni Basil - Mickey.mp3
I have been told that there is a practice in the cinema of pornography whereby seasoned thespians of the genre dress up in schoolgirl uniforms (temporarily, one should think) and pigtails and pass themselves off as teenagers. So it was with the video for Toni Basil’s 1982 hit Mickey, in which the 39-year-old dressed up as a teenage girl, doing an energetic routine approximating cheerleading. But if Stockard Channing could pass as a high school student in Grease… Mickey was unaccountably popular – it’s a pretty awful song, actually – eclipsing the original by British faux greasers Racey, who recorded on the RKA label. Their 1979 original version of the song was called Kitty, written by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman (who also wrote hits for the likes of Sweet, Smokie and Suzi Quatro). It was not a hit, and neither Toni Basil nor her record company evidently thought much of it when she recorded it soon after, also in 1979. For two years it languished in the reject tray before some bright spark decided to inflict the number on us, against Basil’s misgivings. In my view, they should have listened to the singer.
Also recorded by: Weird Al Yankovich did a version called Rickey, which I’m sure split sides coast to coast. And B*witched also did a version, which can’t have been great.
Best version: The Racey song is actually not bad.


Larry Weiss - Rhinestone Cowboy.mp3
Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy.mp3
Before I loved country, I loved Rhinestone Cowboy. Glen Campbell’s soaring voice over that catchy chorus which expresses such a forfeit of hope. When I hear it, I smell summer. I never really thought of it as not being an original Glen Campbell song, but when RH sent me the 1974 original by Larry Weiss, it solved a nagging uncertainty I had entertained about Rhinestone Cowboy. See, to me it always sounded much like a Neil Diamond song. And in Larry Weiss larynx, it actually does sound like a Neil Diamond number. So I read up about it. Turns out that Neil Diamond actually did record a version of it shortly after Weiss released his original (it seems they were old pals). Seeing as my mother was a bit of a ND fan, I suspect that I might have heard the song sung first by Diamond. And so one of the world’s least intriguing mysteries has been solved. I must confess that I had never even heard of Larry Weiss. Apparently he wrote American Breed’s Bend Me, Shape Me.
Also recorded by: Charley Pride, Soul Asylum, Belle and Sebastian, David Hasselhoff, Radiohead, White Town a.o.
Best version: Nostalgia says Campbell’s, but I am very taken with Larry Weiss’ original.


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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Any Major Funk Vol. 3


Apart from the phenomenally popular Christmas mix, the first two volumes of Any Major Funk have been the most downloaded mixes on this blog. Acting on apparent demand, here is Volume 3, with a fourth installment in the works. Like all my mixes, this one is timed to fit on a standard CD-R. As before, these tracks cover the golden age of disco-funk, 1978-83. So put your hands up in the air and shake 'em like you just don't care.

TRACKLISTING
1. Stephanie Mills - Never Knew Love Like This Before
2. McFadden & Whitehead - Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now
3. Skyy - Let Love Shine
4. Narada Michael Walden - Shoulda Loved Ya
5. B.B. & Q. Band - On The Beat
6. Shalamar - I Can Make You Feel Good
7. Booker Newberry III - Love Town
8. Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway - Back Together
9. Champaign - Can You Find The Time
10. Earth, Wind & Fire - Let's Groove
11. The Gap Band - Oops Upside Your Head
12. Chic - I Want Your Love
13. Odyssey - Inside Out
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